Florida Man Shot In Genitals By Cops After Trying To Commit Arson

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[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

PING!

[srmanuel]

It takes balls to run from the cops and then pull a gun.

[avenir]

Pepperballs, move over… Bulletballs in tha house!

[Glenmore]

So he won’t be doing that again….

[Eccl 10:2]

“Drop the lighter or I’ll shoot your balls off!!!”

[alancarp]

If police are trained to shoot for center-mass, then... ummm... I’ll stop there.

[Lurker]

“We’ve changed the looks of his groin forever if you know what I mean,” Judd later said at his press conference.”

The good Sheriff knows how to turn a phrase.

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[dfwgator]

He went from a Baritone to a Soprano.

[Leaning Right]

I can relate. Because every time I try to commit arson, I end up getting shot in the groin. It’s getting annoying, to say the least.

[Jolla]

shot at Neely “incapacitating him.”

I’d say so.

[Drew68]

“We’ve changed the looks of his groin forever if you know what I mean,” Judd later said at his press conference.

Luke Neely, now known as "stubby."

[cherry]

I don't find this funny at all.....usually they shoot to kill at the torso but they seemed to take pleasure in wounded this guy in a terrible way....

sounds like the cops who basically shot the face off a 13 yro kid here locally who was threatening suicide....that'll show him I guess...

[Sarcazmo]

He wont have the balls to do that again.

[robowombat]

Wait, wait, the cop was trying to commit arson when he shot some guy in the balls?

[dsrtsage]

Here I Come to Save the Day!!!!

That Means That Florida Man Is On His Way!!!

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

So they thought his dick was a fuse when he tried to burn it with a blow torch?

[reg45]

Cruel and unusual punishment!

[gitmo]

THAT’S NUTS !!

[Dr. Sivana]

I almost don’t see this as a regular Florida man story. THe main thing he has going for him is his doggedness.

The cops, on the other hand, showed some Florida Man flair. Sounds like the rare living Darwin Award recipient this time around.