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Salvation Army No Longer Accepting Bills or Coins with White People on Them
BabylonBee ^ | Dec 17, 2021 | BabylonBee

Posted on 12/11/2022 10:55:11 AM PST by Retain Mike

ALEXANDRIA, VA—In an effort to root out racism, the Salvation Army announced they will no longer be accepting any donations in the form of bills or coins that have white people on them.

“Ever since we learned that racism is everywhere, all the time, ingrained in every aspect of life, we realized most U.S. currency depict the faces of white men who only did evil, racist things in their lives,” said the Commander-in-Chief of the Salvation Army, Clurvis Bellman. “We then decided the best way to feed, clothe, and comfort the poor and needy is to stop accepting money tarnished with the faces of men who were basically Hitler.”

This new policy has required some modifications to their standard donation procurement; red donation buckets seen outside of retail establishments will now be accompanied by a bell ringer, a money examiner, and a public shamer to loudly criticize the donor for trying to help the poor with evil, white supremacist money.

The Salvation Army later announced they have defeated racism and have also filed for bankruptcy.


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Annually I will send the below letter to Salvation Army.

The Salvation Army National Headquarters 615 Slaters Lane Alexandria, VA 22314

The Salvation Army (SA) publication on racism, relying heavily on White Privilege and Critical Race Theory (CRT), was deleted, but only the truly gullible would believe the character of the organization has turned away from joining the most popular, squishy expressions of Christianity. Supposedly this long document was a voluntary discussion guide, but what are the chances of advancing in the organization if one expresses disagreement with any of the statements? Why wouldn’t it hold a cherished pride of place in the personal libraries found in offices of all those looking to their futures?

I think the SA publication was useful as a guide to the teachings/indoctrinations of White Privilege and CRT, that divides our society into factions. I will definitely miss it. Here are the links from the first email I wrote on the subject:

Along with coins this Christmas, Salvation Army wants white donors to offer a "sincere apology" for their racism

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4015516/posts

Let’s Talk About Racism (subsequently withdrawn)

https://s3.amazonaws.com/cache.salvationarmy.org/e0c074e3-39db-4b09-a6ea-aa5bdb6ecaa6_Let%2527s%2520Talk%2520About...%2520Racism%2520COMPLETE%2520SET.pdf

The position statement below, which you retained, does not seem much better to me, because they include me with “all people”, and I don’t have racist tendencies. I consider myself and all true Americans to be sovereign individuals who find their value and primary identity in pre-existing, natural, intangible liberties. All of God’s children then exercise these liberties for strongholds of competence and self-worth for building individual character and exalting the human spirit. Those defaulting to race or ethnicity to find acceptance and success are to be pitied.

The Salvation Army International Position Statement on Racism

https://s3.amazonaws.com/cache.salvationarmy.org/7d3c015c-1af5-4211-830f-b7b0c6a65898_English+Racism+IPS.pdf

“The tendency for racism is present in all people and all societies.”

Next is the Babylon Bee article titled:

Salvation Army No Longer Accepting Bills or Coins with White People on Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/salvation-army-no-longer-accepting-bills-or-coins-with-white-people-on-them/?adlt=strict&toWww=1&redig=1A90265771E942D5A079CABF90CA4C99

Be assured I expect behavior consistent with the publication you still hold dear, and you will never receive another donation from me.

1 posted on 12/11/2022 10:55:11 AM PST by Retain Mike
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To: Retain Mike

I used to have autopay send them $40 a month.

I stopped when I learned they considered me to be a white devil.


2 posted on 12/11/2022 10:57:36 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is ████ █ ██████ ███████ ███ ██████ ██ ████████.)
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To: Retain Mike

Commies keep buying out ‘nonprofits’ with old honorable names...


3 posted on 12/11/2022 11:00:06 AM PST by GOPJ (If OLD twitter management had stood up to Homeland & FBI goons they's be hurt 7 ways from Sunday)
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To: Retain Mike

The Salvation Army always seemed closer to Masonry than Christianity. Isn’t it one of their core tenants that you just have to believe in some God, but not the God of the Bible?


4 posted on 12/11/2022 11:01:24 AM PST by who_would_fardels_bear (What is left around which to circle the wagons?)
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To: Retain Mike

What’s the Salvation Army?


5 posted on 12/11/2022 11:05:31 AM PST by Exit148
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To: who_would_fardels_bear

That will probably end the Salvation Army as a viable charity. Too bad. They used to do good things. Now that they have become Political, it is time to scratch them from the list.


6 posted on 12/11/2022 11:05:59 AM PST by Old Retired Army Guy
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To: Exit148

They used to be the Salvation Navy, but found it hard to set-up and manage soup kitchens on the open seas.


7 posted on 12/11/2022 11:09:54 AM PST by who_would_fardels_bear (What is left around which to circle the wagons?)
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To: Retain Mike

These days, when I see a post with a title like this, I find myself saying: “Okay this is probably more satire from the Babylon Bee....but then again, maybe not.”


8 posted on 12/11/2022 11:10:13 AM PST by GreenHornet
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To: GreenHornet

The babylon bee ffs, some of you people are numbskulls.


9 posted on 12/11/2022 11:13:35 AM PST by X-FID (Trump 2024)
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To: who_would_fardels_bear
The Salvation Army always seemed closer to Masonry than Christianity.

Since there are no good works apart from Christ, they couldn't do good works, but they could do beneficial works. And support for beneficial works isn't a bad thing.

But now they just do Woke Works, which are evil. So donations in the Red Kettle now rank down there with Girl Scout Cookies, which also support an evil organization.

10 posted on 12/11/2022 11:17:15 AM PST by PAR35
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

They deleted some text because donations have been falling, not because they are sincerely sorry for their racist hate against Whitey.

I will not be putting any more money in their red barrels.


11 posted on 12/11/2022 11:19:51 AM PST by I want the USA back (Our news media isn't worth camel spit. Neither is the democrat party. )
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To: Retain Mike

Had me for .125 seconds...

Really starting to wise up at this point.

Hard to fool.


12 posted on 12/11/2022 11:21:22 AM PST by one guy in new jersey
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To: Old Retired Army Guy

Say it ain’t so ORAG-—did the BB just get you?


13 posted on 12/11/2022 11:23:15 AM PST by one guy in new jersey
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To: who_would_fardels_bear

“Isn’t it one of their core tenants that you just have to believe in some God, but not the God of the Bible?”

Maybe now, but not always. My very fundamental, KJV-only, traditional, Baptist preacher uncle was a speaker at a SA camp in upstate NY every year back in the ‘60s. I would go once in a while. Except for their odd uniforms and structure, they didn’t seem “off” in any way.


14 posted on 12/11/2022 11:24:18 AM PST by MayflowerMadam
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To: Retain Mike
The fix for this is simple:

Don't anyone donate to the Salvation Army in any way.

No checks, no credit cards, no Zelle, Venmo or Paypal. Nothing. After all: paying in any one of these forms is backed by currency with pictures of white men on it.

Problem solved. Salvation Army: Get woke, go broke.

15 posted on 12/11/2022 11:24:34 AM PST by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: Retain Mike

Oh FFS, you got me. This played right into my confirmation bias. Damn’ you Babylon Bee! LOL!!!


16 posted on 12/11/2022 11:25:18 AM PST by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: Retain Mike

I wonder if they are accepting food donations. Does it matter if the food has been digested once already?


17 posted on 12/11/2022 11:27:50 AM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: Retain Mike

So far this year, they have not been collecting money at my local supermarket. They kettle holder is folded up in the lobby, no kettle, no SA.


18 posted on 12/11/2022 11:28:40 AM PST by PghBaldy (12/14/12 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15/12 - 1030am - Obama team scouts photo-op locations.)
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To: Retain Mike
The Salvation Army really screwed the pooch last year with their "Let's Talk About Racism" guide asking white donors to offer a “sincere apology” for their racism.

It was quickly withdrawn but the damage was done.

Who knew at the time that the Salvation Army was funding an International Social Justice Commission?

Nobody did. Now we all do and people are just walking past the kettle.

Go woke, go broke.

19 posted on 12/11/2022 11:35:24 AM PST by Drew68 (Ron DeSantis for President 2024)
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To: Retain Mike

They took mind the other day , must be a new policy ,LOL


20 posted on 12/11/2022 11:39:58 AM PST by butlerweave
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