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Selfish DeSantis Takes Entire Red Wave For Himself
Babylon Bee ^ | November 10, 2022 | Staff

Posted on 11/11/2022 10:40:42 AM PST by Twotone

The 2022 midterm elections ended with a heap of disappointments and shattered expectations for the Republican party. As the nation waits patiently for final tallies to trickle in and determine party power, one thing is for certain: Florida governor Ron DeSantis selfishly hoarded the entire red wave for himself.

GOP insiders are livid at DeSantis, claiming there was plenty of red wave to go around.

"While we're glad to see DeSantis win Florida, it's obvious he didn't need the whole batch of red wave to get the job done," said Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, the GOP puppetmaster adept at appearing to do nothing for the Republican party while working tirelessly behind the scenes to actually do nothing. "We could have used some of the stuff in Georgia, Nevada, and Arizona. Did we get any? Nope."

Donald Trump has appeared unphased by his young rival's selfish stockpiling of precious red wave, an act that purportedly made the 45th president's handpicked MAGA candidates look like incompetent morons, costing the party vital seats in the House and Senate. To demonstrate how unfettered he was by DeSantis, Trump went to TRUTH Social and Truthed, "Little Ronnie DeSelfish won't know what hit him when I very soon will reveal a redder, wavier wave, bigger than any wave that's ever waved. Huge wave. Huge, red wave!"

At publishing time, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy was seen at the front door of the Florida Governor's home, begging for just a little red wave.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; desantis; humor; redwave; sarcasm
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To: Hostage; Liz

I can’t believe how many people hate America including those living here.

The total tonnage of liars is astounding.

I think America will make ae a comeback against all odds, but I also think we’re nearing the end of the age probably somewhere in the second half of this century.


21 posted on 11/11/2022 11:14:50 AM PST by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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To: Twotone

DeSantis rightfully rules Florida. He IS Florida.


22 posted on 11/11/2022 11:15:37 AM PST by 353FMG (Secretly practicing my Putin swagger..)
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To: cgbg

Ronna should limit her public involvement to singing in the Mormon Christmas Choir.


23 posted on 11/11/2022 11:15:55 AM PST by miserare ( Impeach Joe Biden!)
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To: Liz

Judges should determine if Brandon can negate the entire strategic energy industry thereby abetting and enriching our adversaries.


24 posted on 11/11/2022 11:22:02 AM PST by 353FMG (Secretly practicing my Putin swagger..)
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To: 353FMG

Love to see that.


25 posted on 11/11/2022 11:40:35 AM PST by Liz ( DRMan proposes.God disposes.)
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To: cgbg

Seven of those house seat gains are due to DeSantis alone!


26 posted on 11/11/2022 12:20:16 PM PST by TexasGator (!!!)
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To: Twotone

Florida shows you don’t need a red wave, you just need to clean up the elections and the wave will take care of itself.


27 posted on 11/11/2022 12:27:57 PM PST by marron
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To: Twotone
Maybe he'll give back some to Donald when the time comes. Donald does change his mind and his attitude every once in a while, usually for the better. But he has to learn not to fall into a rich kid's fit when his temper overcomes his judgment and reservation.

Without that, he'll never get to be the magistrate again, as I personally would like now to occur.

28 posted on 11/11/2022 12:29:50 PM PST by imardmd1 (Fiat Lux ["Let there be Light, God's Light"])
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To: Twotone

I do live The Bee


29 posted on 11/11/2022 12:59:32 PM PST by Nifster (OI see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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To: Jamestown1630

“Prominent Pollster Scott Rasmussen Says Time for America to Mandate All Ballots Be Counted on Election Day.”

So they don’t finish counting in time, then what?


30 posted on 11/11/2022 3:07:24 PM PST by LeoTDB69
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To: NautiNurse

ROTFL!


31 posted on 11/11/2022 10:36:09 PM PST by nutmeg (Biden / Fetterman 2024 -- It's a no-brainer)
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