Your going to piss off the line clearance guys with that comment.
They have sensitive feelings.🌲
I completely get your good-will and humor! Nicely put.
But when I see one of those trees "Loli popped" or "Butch cut", and the tree re-grows those branches jaggedly shooting towards the sky, it makes me think of the tree "SCREAMING". And I'm a man with little love for fauna and flora alike.