From The Arkansas Gazette
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LS’F GCS SVB OCSLGZ SVUS’F IBNCETUEA; LS’F SVB ECYGSLGZ. —SCN FSCXXUTI
Solution to previous puzzle (select the yellow text with your cursor to read):
IT’S NOT THE VOTING THAT’S DEMOCRACY; IT’S THE COUNTING. —TOM STOPPARD
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Pawtucket RI seemed like a much bigger city on the way up than it was on the way down — Glenn Hoffman (Boston Red Sox).

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia