[adorno]

Time to ban all sharp objects. Those things are killers if they’re not controlled and registered. They can be as deadly as gun.

[Songcraft]

"Time to ban all sharp objects. Those things are killers if they’re not controlled and registered. They can be as deadly as gun."

We'll have to outlaw those dangerous barber-shop shears.   From now on, in the interest of safety, barbers will have to use one of those mini-mowers to give someone a haircut.

[dsrtsage]

It is a blessing that he wasn’t running with them, then there would have been serious pandemonium