[No name given]

If anyone ever asks me my pronouns, I will say “get bent” and “go bleep yourself”.

[Getready]

Then they will be saying that to you.
Better to say that you want to be addressed as , “my liege”, or “ mein fuhrer”that will really bend them outta shape. Or...”I am a woke a**hole”, or some self deprecating comment, cause everytime they address you they will say something stooooopid....or tell them you want to be addressed as “jaquemeov”....