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Posted on 08/18/2022 9:29:53 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle
Who is the shortest man in Bible history?
Knee high Miah. (Nehemiah)
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posted on
08/18/2022 10:37:25 AM PDT
by
tflabo
(Truth or tyranny )
To: BOBWADE
Why did the Chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side.
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To: sodpoodle
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posted on
08/18/2022 11:07:06 AM PDT
by
Indy Pendance
(Jesus can't get here soon enough!)
To: frank ballenger
—”Thanks for this thread.
With things the way they are lately we need it.”
Hear! Hear!
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posted on
08/18/2022 11:40:34 AM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
(("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
To: spel_grammer_an_punct_polise
I heard a guy swore off all that and stuck to it.
Later looked back and said “That was the worst 45 minutes of my life.”
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posted on
08/18/2022 11:49:17 AM PDT
by
frank ballenger
(You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
08/18/2022 12:02:21 PM PDT
by
silverleaf
(“Freedom ultimately means the right of other people to do things that you disagree with”. T. Sowell )
To: Forward the Light Brigade
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posted on
08/18/2022 12:04:11 PM PDT
by
Seaplaner
(Never give in. Never give in. Never, never, never...in nothing, great or small...Winston Churchill)
To: sodpoodle
Of the ones on the list, most enjoyable for me is...
I invented a new word today: Plagiarism
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posted on
08/18/2022 12:05:20 PM PDT
by
Seaplaner
(Never give in. Never give in. Never, never, never...in nothing, great or small...Winston Churchill)
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
08/18/2022 12:08:37 PM PDT
by
silverleaf
(“Freedom ultimately means the right of other people to do things that you disagree with”. T. Sowell )
To: sodpoodle
Thanks for posting. Gotta have jokes that make the kids roll their eyes. 🙄
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posted on
08/18/2022 12:22:46 PM PDT
by
married21
(As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
To: sodpoodle
Why do melons have public weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
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posted on
08/18/2022 1:11:31 PM PDT
by
TBP
(Decent people cannot fathom the amoral cruelty of the Biden regime.)
To: sodpoodle
Why did the punk rocker cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
To: Ronaldus Magnus III; All
What kind of bees make milk?
Boobies!
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posted on
08/18/2022 1:30:44 PM PDT
by
MikeSteelBe
(The South will be in the right in the next war of Northern aggression.)
To: sodpoodle
A man went to the zoo. The only animal they had in the whole zoo was a dog. It was a shih tuz.
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posted on
08/18/2022 1:37:07 PM PDT
by
Quilla
To: sodpoodle
What did Robinson Crusoe say when he saw the footprints in the sand?
Thank God it’s Friday!
To: gitmo
To: TexasGator
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posted on
08/18/2022 4:57:08 PM PDT
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
To: sodpoodle
Some TV newscasts can be momentarily mistaken for Victoria’s Secret specials. In an apparent attempt to capture channel-surfing male viewers, stations have hired attractive female anchors, often outfitting them in attire that emphasizes their sexuality.” These guys watch but they couldn’t tell you what was just reported.
I’ll tell you when I first noticed this. I lived in Kansas City back in the seventies and one local station there went out and made a big deal out of some new weather girl that they had hired, and I gotta tell you, when this woman stood on the East Coast and faced the West Coast, the first state you saw was Missouri.
Rush Limbaugh
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posted on
08/18/2022 10:16:24 PM PDT
by
minnesota_bound
(Need more money to buy everything now)
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