Florida Man Who Walked On Hot Thermals In Yellowstone Must Appear In Court In Late July

The Cowboy State Daily ^ | July 13, 2022 | Jimmy Orr

[Sirius Lee]

... One man’s body dissolved in the hot springs in 2016

"Gawd, what a gruesome way to die."

[piasa]

The signs might be more effective if they showed before and after photos of people who fell through the crust and got steamed or boiled.

[dragonblustar]

Florida man is a guy who moved down south from New York.

[TornadoAlley3]

If no social media existed, would he have done it?

[dragonblustar]

I remember that. He was a high school grad. Nothing left but his flip flops.

[bigdaddy45]

Federal laws are invalid? All of them?

[Jim W N]

Federal laws are invalid? All of them?

Only the ones that are unconstitutional. (See U.S. Const., Art. VI, Cl 2).

At this point, MOST federal laws are unconstitutional.

[Scott Kraut]

The idiot should be sent to a hospital for a brain scan to see if his is functioning. There are plenty of warning signs including stories of those who perished. If you want to see stupidity, just go to a national park and observe the morons. The morons are much easier to spot than the wildlife!

[moovova]

The appropriate punishment would be...

[Az Joe]

Check out what happened to him before all this.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/us-news/2165610/skin-melted-to-my-bones-zapped-14000-volts/

Couple of gruesome pics, but he lived.

[Seruzawa]

Good point. Very unlikely. Social media has become a boon in the sense that the Darwin Awards are at an all time high. Improving the gene pool.

[Deaf Smith]

Your link is 07-13-2022.

So what happened 07-27-2022?

[normbal]

BFD.

Those features aren’t much more than half a million years old (IIRC) and the next (impending) supervolcanic eruption will erase them completely.

“But he’s destroying the ecosystem” whine the anti-human league environazis.

And the largest man-made structure on the planet, the great wall of CHY-nah, is rivaled only by dams built over centuries by beaver up in Canuckistan both visible by the naked eye from low earth orbit..

One high-level X-class CME will cleanse the planet of man’s and beaver’s sins.

Gaia will be pleased.

Heh-heh.

[null and void]

He should be a spokesmouth for Jolt Cola!

[married21]

From hot feet
To the hot seat!

[pepsi_junkie]

I think I'd rather have it so blazing hot that I dissolved than have it be hot enough to scald me terribly but not kill me quickly. Burning to death is, to me, the worst way to go and if it has to happen the quicker the lights go out the better.

And for the record, if you're on a high fat-low carb diet I'd make a perfect broth.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

This is more daring;

https://www.yahoo.com/news/colorado-man-allegedly-urinated-old-143216493.html

[SamAdams76]

In 2020, two men served time in jail, were fined hundreds of dollars and were also banned from the park after leaving the boardwalk and attempted to cook a chicken in Shoshone Geyser Basin.

You might be a redneck...

[TnTnTn]

Sounds like he is hot water…

[Flick Lives]

There are abundant signs around all of the thermal features about sticking to the boardwalk.

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You wouldn’t think one would need signs to remind people that boiling acidic water is dangerous, but then there’s Florida Man to prove otherwise.