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To: Telepathic Intruder
Only tested on Imperial Storm Troopers.

Might work on Antifa goons, though.

5 posted on 07/23/2022 5:35:15 PM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: dayglored
You forgot Greedo...

Greedo : [pointing a blaster at Han]

[Huttese]

Greedo : Going somewhere, Solo?

Han Solo : Yes, Greedo. As a matter of fact, I was just going to see your boss.

[taking a seat]

Han Solo : Tell Jabba that I've got his money.

Greedo : Its too late. You should have paid him when you had the chance. Jabba put a price on your head so large, every bounty hunter will be looking for you. I'm lucky I found you first.

Han Solo : Yeah, but this time, I've got the money.

Greedo : If you give it to me, I might forget I found you.

Han Solo : I don't have it WITH me.

[he slowly draws out his blaster while they talk]

Han Solo : Tell Jabba...

Greedo : Jabba's through with you. He has no time for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.

Han Solo : Even I get boarded sometimes. Did you think I had a choice?

Greedo : You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship.

Han Solo : Over my dead body.

Greedo : That's the idea. I've been looking forward to this for a long time.

Han Solo : Yes, I'll bet you have.

Greedo : I'll end you!

[Greedo and Han fire at each other, with the latter shooting Greedo. Everyone in the Cantina stares at Han and the now dead Greedo who's lying on the table. He gets up]

Han Solo : Sorry about the mess.

[he says to the Bartender as he tosses a coin to him while leaving]

47 posted on 07/24/2022 7:39:20 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Atsk about franchise opportunities in your area.)
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