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Joe Biden Calls Obama To Wish Him A Speedy Recovery After Hearing The President Has COVID (Babylon Bee)
Babylon Bee.com ^
| 7/22/2022
Posted on 07/23/2022 4:15:38 PM PDT by Beave Meister
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After learning that the president had contracted the Coronavirus, Joe Biden quickly called up Barack Obama to wish him a speedy recovery.
"Hey, man, this is Pedo Peter. How you holdin' up? I heard on the news you got COVID-19. Come on, man, you should've called me!" Biden reportedly told Obama's personal assistant.
Biden continued speaking while waiting to be transferred to Obama. "I just want you to know that you're my rock. I love you, man. Sending thoughts and pringles your way. Libbenshneblet. End of note."
Sources familiar with the matter claim that by the time Obama picked up the phone, Biden had gotten most of his inappropriate racist comments out of the way. The pair had a friendly conversation in which Biden wished his friend good health and asked how the trip to Saudi Arabia went.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; barackobama; bee; biden; comeonman; covid; covid19; joebiden; obama; pedopete; pedopeter; pedophilejoe; rona; thebee
This could very well be true. I don't know if Pedo Pete will be back...
To: Beave Meister
Sometimes BB headlines remind me of when Dennis Miller was doing Weekend Update on SNL, thirty-five years ago.
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posted on
07/23/2022 4:19:12 PM PDT
by
Steely Tom
([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
To: Beave Meister
The Bee nails it again.
😂
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posted on
07/23/2022 4:21:12 PM PDT
by
Pajamajan
( PRAY FOR OUR NATION. Never be a peaceful slave in a new Socialist America.)
To: Beave Meister
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posted on
07/23/2022 4:29:09 PM PDT
by
struggle
To: Steely Tom
This one reminds me of something Norm Macdonald would have done!
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posted on
07/23/2022 4:29:28 PM PDT
by
JennysCool
("It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled." - Mark Twain)
To: Beave Meister
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posted on
07/23/2022 4:34:09 PM PDT
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: struggle
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posted on
07/23/2022 4:40:27 PM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(81 million votes my ass.)
To: Beave Meister
The Bee beats CNN to real hard hitting news once again! Bravo.
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posted on
07/23/2022 4:41:48 PM PDT
by
eyeamok
(founded in cynicism, wrapped in sarcasm)
To: JennysCool
This one reminds me of something Norm Macdonald would have done! Yes, I should have said Norm MacDonald. But I think both sometimes slipped in a Bee-type headline, then waited with a mischievous grin for the audience reaction. Long time ago.
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posted on
07/23/2022 4:50:56 PM PDT
by
Steely Tom
([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
To: Beave Meister
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posted on
07/23/2022 4:57:09 PM PDT
by
freedomjusticeruleoflaw
(Strange that a man with his wealth would have to resort to prostitution.)
To: Steely Tom
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posted on
07/23/2022 4:57:19 PM PDT
by
JennysCool
("It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled." - Mark Twain)
To: Beave Meister
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posted on
07/23/2022 5:21:51 PM PDT
by
Huskrrrr
(Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
To: Beave Meister
They should have had Biden calling Trump. Funnier.
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posted on
07/23/2022 6:15:56 PM PDT
by
Blennos
To: Blennos
I think they said Obama because many people believe Obama is calling the shots for Sleepy Joe...
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posted on
07/23/2022 6:26:35 PM PDT
by
Beave Meister
(Leave the gun. Take the cannoli....)
To: Beave Meister
Why am I reminded of those pronouncements…Secretary Brezhnev has a bad cold and Generalissimo Franco has the flu or the Monty Python bring out your dead sketch?
To: Whenifhow; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; ...
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posted on
07/23/2022 8:00:24 PM PDT
by
bitt
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To: Beave Meister
Good point. Either way, it’s clever.
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posted on
07/24/2022 1:24:21 AM PDT
by
Blennos
To: Beave Meister
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posted on
07/24/2022 6:44:01 AM PDT
by
PGalt
(Past Peak Civilization?)
To: Blennos
They should have had Biden calling Trump. Funnier.That would have been stranger, but Biden was always talking about what good friends he was with Obama, so they could take the premise further. It's a choice how wild they want to go. I don't think they made the wrong one.
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posted on
07/24/2022 7:03:10 AM PDT
by
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