Posted on 07/21/2022 12:25:46 PM PDT by DFG
A “highly intoxicated” Florida woman was arrested for allegedly stabbing a minivan with a pitchfork — after she was spotted trying to sell teddy bears behind a supermarket.
Lisa Slone, 56, was hauled off to the Lake County Jail Tuesday afternoon following the incident at a Publix store in Minneola.
According to a Florida Highway Patrol report obtained by The Post, a manager at the supermarket on North Hancock Road told troopers who arrived after 2 p.m. that Slone was trying to hawk stuffed animals earlier in the day.
The manager also said that Slone, who was observed walking around with a black whip and a pitchfork, used the weapon to pierce a minivan — but the owner of the vehicle did not want police involved and offered to pay for the damage himself.
A trooper wrote in the report that he ordered Slone to drop the pitchfork, but she refused and walked away.
Slone was then taken into custody by force and placed in the back of a patrol car, where she was able to unbuckle her seatbelt and proceeded to kick at the rear window, prompting troopers to have her feet placed into a “hobble.”
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Who has the eye bleach meme?
You’ve got to admit - she has nice hair!
Whats wrong with stabbing minivans? I don’t get it. Torching them is even better.
Oh, I dunno. If I was as drunk as she was-yeah, I’d hit it!
She had a whip and a pitchfork. What about the handcuffs?
.......The manager also said that Slone, who was observed walking around with a black whip and a pitchfork, used the weapon to pierce a minivan — but the owner of the vehicle did not want police involved and offered to pay for the damage himself.”
WTF?
She looks like happy soul
Probably a “client” of hers and she got some bad drugs and went cray cray. He wanted to keep it on the down low.
She was a lot hotter in High School when I dated her....
Pitchforks are valuable commodities, to be saved for better occasions.
Yeah, she does have a nice smile. Maybe stabbing mini-vans is good for you, who knows, I’ve never tried it.
she’s obviously pitching a fit...
looks kinda hot...
Can you blame her?
After all, she was just a helpless pawn at the mercy of the stuffed animal deities - right?
Most likely almost out of gin too, I'd bet...
/s
Even, after 20 beers she [still] wouldn’t look good.
Was she asked if she intended to kill the minivan? I sympathize, actually. Sometimes you've just had it with a vehicle.
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