If only they wouldn't have put the pax in the air processors!
Posted on 07/20/2022 6:58:29 AM PDT by David Chase
Nearly five months into its senseless war against Ukraine, Russia has concocted a wild new explanation for why the Kremlin’s plans for a quick takeover fell apart so spectacularly—because Ukrainian troops were turned into superhuman killing machines during “secret experiments” in American-run biolabs, of course.
Never mind the myriad reports of Russian troops refusing to fight by the thousands, sabotaging their own shoddy equipment and even deliberately wounding themselves to abandon the war, Russian lawmakers claim the real setback for Moscow was “drugged up” Ukrainian soldiers.
That claim was made Monday by two Russian lawmakers heading up a commission to investigate “biolaboratories” in Ukraine, Kommersant reported.
Konstantin Kosachev, the deputy speaker of Russia’s Federation Council, and Irina Yarovaya, deputy chair of the State Duma, touted what they described as bombshell findings from the “investigation.”
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At least they’re giving the Putin-Qs what they want. What they love.
More at link.
On Yahoo also if a subscription is required.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/russia-says-losing-because-ukraine-104546288.html
I’ll take “Babylon Bee” for $100.
Are Daleks being used then?
Lol. The secrets of the trannie soldiers in the Ukraine is out.
LOL, and y’all were worried those biolabs were creating plandemics.
Not the Bee, it’s real.
I’m actually surprised Russia didn’t play up some cool conspiracies about the Bio Labs they controlled for a few months.
I mean, thousands of Q Followers were waiting for it.
We sleep soundly in our beds because rough mutants stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.
😆🤣😂
They thought the Bio Labs had secret information on Hunter Biden’s corruption.
Hunter himself cataloged all of his corruption! LMAO
If they think Ukraine’s mutant soldiers are nasty, wait till they have a run in with America’s. LOL!
And fools here bought into biolabs and every other Russian propaganda from Nazis to Nato attacking Russia (and losing of course).
Will they now believe in biolab mutants?
The same ridiculous story was posted yesterday from another source. Here’s what the Russian story really was:
https://southfront.org/kiev-conducted-extremely-dangerous-research-in-its-biolabs/
People posting this nonsense, of any story from Newsweek and similar sources, which we see a lot now, are either trolls or senile old coots living in 1983.
Who says you can’t make this sh*t up? It is almost impossible for the Babylon Bee to keep ahead of fevered imaginations.
If Ukraine was going to have “supersoldiers”, they would have had them while still under Stalin. That has been the myth propagated since the defense of Stalingrad, that mighty Soviet Man was ten feet tall, bring every enemy to a stall, and could work and fight on almost no provisions at all.
The same ridiculous story was posted yesterday from another source. Here’s what the Russian story really was:
https://southfront.org/kiev-conducted-extremely-dangerous-research-in-its-biolabs/
People posting this nonsense, of any story from Newsweek and similar sources, which we see a lot now, are either trolls or senile old coots living in 1983.
I looked for it.
I went to the source that might be why it was missed.
That thread used yahoo only.
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