[cockroach_magoo]

Why is it that every time a UFO tries to land it ends up crashing?

[Theophilous Meatyard III]

Because they have the wherewithall to find real powerful weed.

[doorgunner69]

“Why is it that every time a UFO tries to land it ends up crashing?”

The aliens went to the same flying school the 9/11 muzzies did?
It was noted they were not all that interested in the landing part of the curriculum.