[markomalley]

Arranged marriages are still a thing in India. I can't picture how humiliated her parents are for this mockery.

[DannyTN]

Is she going to have separate accounts?

[DannyTN]

Reminds me of Mac Davis It’s hard to be Humble.

I used to have a girlfriend
But I guess she just couldn’t compete
With all of these love-starved women
Who keep clamoring at my feet
Well I could probably find me another
But I guess they’re all in awe of me
Who cares? I never get lonesome
‘Cause I treasure my own company

Oh... Lord, it’s hard to be humble
When you’re perfect in every way
I can’t wait to look in the mirror
‘Cause I get better lookin’ each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble
But I’m doin’ the best that I can

[lee martell]

Once in a while, you hear about such ‘marriages’ in the states. Usually, it’s a single woman who has truly given up waiting for a good match, so she decides to ‘marry’ an object, one not even human. I have heard of people claiming to have married a mountain or a running stream.
If male, I have heard of a guy in China who married a Girl Animation he pieced together on his laptop. Sad.

[algore]

Is she Bi-something ?

Maybe polar, or multiple personality

If some one of those ultra religious, maybe you might say that she has been possessed and is getting formally married to her demon

maybe she is just an attention whore, who knows

[BipolarBob]

I bet she can’t wait for the honeymoon.

[llevrok]

She took the insult “go F yourself!” seriously!

[ryderann]

Did she give herself an adult gadget for a wedding gift?

[22for22]

Makes great sense tax-wise if in U.S.

[Secret Agent Man]

Female attention whoring. Thats what it boils down to with these stories.

[SERKIT]

Responding to a domestic disturbance at her residence would be interesting.

[Bigg Red]

She wanted attention, and she’s getting it.

[MV=PY]

She screams her own name during intercourse.

[Redmen4ever]

Makes arranged marriages sound reasonable.

[RetiredTexasVet]

Imagine the parents shock when she tries to consummate the marriage.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Cue 70s adult movie music.

[Chode]

guess beats an arranged marriage...

[muir_redwoods]

I predicted years ago that somebody, somewhere, sometime will successfully sue himself, perhaps for a foolish decision he made himself in his own youth.

Watch it happen.

[no-to-illegals]

She will only have herself in her family tree branch. This is progress

[chief lee runamok]

   The nose ring does nothing to help.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Can she now go eff herself?