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To: ConservativeMind

A man posted a classified ad which said simply, “Looking for a wife” and contact information.

By the next morning, he had received over 100 replies.

In all the replies, the wording was the same:

“You can have mine.”

🥸


4 posted on 06/08/2022 10:05:51 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

LOL 😂😆


6 posted on 06/08/2022 10:47:22 PM PDT by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
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To: grey_whiskers

Yes. it is much better to be alone all the time with nothing to do, no one to talk to, just all alone. Sounds great. Live alone, vacation alone, go to movies alone, eat out alone, always alone. Sounds delightful! I’ll be what I am, a Solitary Man. No kids, no spouse, no grandkids, no friends, no family. Just Silence. And when you are old and sick and frail, no one to care or help you. You live alone, you die alone. Sounds great. If you have a medical emergency, no one to take you to the doctor. You just fall down and die there, unable to get up. So nice. Gotta love it.

Nelson


7 posted on 06/08/2022 11:00:37 PM PDT by NEBO (We are swimming in a cesspool of lies so fetid it’s impossible to know what’s true. Clyde Lewis)
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17 posted on 06/09/2022 4:27:59 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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