Motorcycler ping!...................
From other articles of this incident, he worked at Fed Ex and his ‘motorcycle’ was of the overgrown scooter variety.
It’s been found to be a lot quicker to light someone with a taser than tying them to a stake and then stacking all that wood. Less smoke, less work, and a much lower carbon footprint than burning at the stake. Tasers will soon be equipped with attached high pressure bottles of lighter fluid.