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Woman Driving Alone In Carpool Lane Claims Preferred Pronoun Is 'They'
Babylon Bee ^ | 5/5/22

Posted on 05/06/2022 4:39:17 AM PDT by Eleutheria5

This woman - er, wymxn? - was pulled over for driving alone in the carpool lane. But she's got a surefire way to get out of the ticket: her preferred pronoun is they!

(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: police; pronouns; satire; woke
Brilliantly funny.
1 posted on 05/06/2022 4:39:17 AM PDT by Eleutheria5
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To: Eleutheria5

I should do that. I am not fat. I am two skinny people.


2 posted on 05/06/2022 5:16:46 AM PDT by oldasrocks
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To: Eleutheria5

THUMBS UP! (wish I was tech savvy enough to do it graphically)...


3 posted on 05/06/2022 7:13:14 AM PDT by jimmygrace
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To: oldasrocks

“I am vast. I contain multitudes.”


4 posted on 05/06/2022 7:44:06 AM PDT by Eleutheria5 (January 6, worst assault on democracy since the Reichstag Fire)
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To: Eleutheria5

“My name is Legion.”


5 posted on 05/06/2022 8:31:00 AM PDT by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest )
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6 posted on 05/06/2022 8:37:25 AM PDT by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest )
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To: PLMerite

Is that a Marvel super villain?


7 posted on 05/07/2022 12:21:32 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 (January 6, worst assault on democracy since the Reichstag Fire)
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To: Eleutheria5

Here’s a pronoun for her - TWIT/TWITS

All Hail The Bee!


8 posted on 05/07/2022 12:27:45 PM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: Eleutheria5

Mark 5:9, Jesus casting out a demon.


9 posted on 05/07/2022 3:28:30 PM PDT by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest )
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