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Special Day
Myself

Posted on 05/05/2022 9:21:59 AM PDT by JBW1949

It really happened...Kind of.....


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: postedeveryyear; stupidtoo
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1 posted on 05/05/2022 9:21:59 AM PDT by JBW1949
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Got a link?


2 posted on 05/05/2022 9:23:37 AM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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To: JBW1949

celebrating a little early i see.


3 posted on 05/05/2022 9:25:10 AM PDT by ronniesgal (if more folks would mind their own business the world would be a better place.)
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The President of Mexico paid a visit to England years ago...
While there, he tasted a condiment that he’d never had before and fell in love with it...
He ordered 10,000 cases of this condiment for his people back in Mexico...
In 1912, it was being shipped over when the ship carrying the cases struck and iceburg and sank...
The condiment was being carried on the Titanic...

The President felt so bad about this that he declared a National holiday and called it “Sinko Da Mayo”....


4 posted on 05/05/2022 9:26:22 AM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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5 posted on 05/05/2022 9:27:23 AM PDT by PGR88
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I’ll have whatever you’re having - but a little later in the day...


6 posted on 05/05/2022 9:28:16 AM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: JBW1949

She said maybe, kind of?


7 posted on 05/05/2022 9:29:23 AM PDT by Robert DeLong
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To: JBW1949

Cinco De Mayo celebrates a victory over the French. Like that is some kind of big deal.


8 posted on 05/05/2022 9:30:29 AM PDT by Nateman (Xi Jinping is the most diabolical enemy Americans has ever had. 🍊)
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9 posted on 05/05/2022 9:31:23 AM PDT by z3n (Kakistocracy)
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Granted it is not much of an accomplishment but any chance to dunk on the french should be taken because it is fun.
10 posted on 05/05/2022 9:32:12 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (It is better to light a single flame thrower then curse the darkness. A bunch of them is better yet)
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To: Nateman

This was a joke!!!!...
Sinko Da Mayo...The mayonaise sank on the Titanic...

Sheeeeeeesh....


11 posted on 05/05/2022 9:32:46 AM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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To: JBW1949
This was a joke

So are the French.

12 posted on 05/05/2022 9:37:14 AM PDT by Nateman (Xi Jinping is the most diabolical enemy Americans has ever had. 🍊)
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To: JBW1949

Itd be nice to know WTF you are talking about.

Or maybe not.


13 posted on 05/05/2022 9:44:23 AM PDT by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: Nateman

“So are the French.”

The French are not to be trifled with. They’ve won every civil war they ever fought.


14 posted on 05/05/2022 9:44:39 AM PDT by MercyFlush (The Soviet Empire is right now doing a dead cat bounce.)
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To: JBW1949

My sister.....moose bite.


15 posted on 05/05/2022 9:54:29 AM PDT by BenLurkin ((The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.))
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16 posted on 05/05/2022 9:56:25 AM PDT by Nateman (Xi Jinping is the most diabolical enemy Americans has ever had. 🍊)
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To: Seruzawa

Read my post #4...Some people posted before I could get the joke in...


17 posted on 05/05/2022 9:56:52 AM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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ALERT! Dad joke


18 posted on 05/05/2022 10:03:32 AM PDT by Irenic
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When someone asks me what’s the reason for today, I always tell them it is to celebrate The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. I really get a chuckle when they repeat it to the next person that asks.e


19 posted on 05/05/2022 10:28:55 AM PDT by Farmerbob
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To: Irenic

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.


20 posted on 05/05/2022 10:38:09 AM PDT by Nateman (Xi Jinping is the most diabolical enemy Americans has ever had. 🍊)
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