11. When working as a lifeguard did you let kids stroke your leg hairs?
12. Is your favorite western Brokeback Mountain?
13. Have you been playing Pokemon for 20 years?
14. Has Joseph Smith been your hero ever since you learned that some of his wives were 14?
15. When listening to Joan Jett's I Love Rock n Roll, does the line "I knew he musta been about 17" make you ask "why did she wait so long"?
16. Do you like to sniff little girls’ hair while touching them and making them feel uncomfortable?
17. Do you like to shower with your daughters?