Beto Diet

Me | 3/8/22 | By Slag

[slag]

Have you heard about the newest diet, It’s all the rage.

It's called the 'Beto' progressive diet and is perfect for low-information voters. It will help you lose your freedoms and improve your dependency on the government.

This new low IQ diet will put you in a state of 'Betosis' which will help you shift away from individual freedoms and after a few months you will freely give up your guns.

The end goal of a properly maintained Beto diet is to force your mind into this unbalanced mental state so that you will blindly do whatever nanny state tells you to do.

[Nifster]

Epic

Thanks. I needed a laugh

[freedomson]

I thought the punch line was going to be, ‘dick’.

[Republican Wildcat]

Beto O'Rourke ate 'dirt said to have regenerative powers' after losing Senate race to Ted Cruz

[slag]

Too bad he didn’t choke

[ptsal]

Could be the Bee

[TheConservativeTejano]

Beeeeeettttttttooooowwwwww will be towed away for good and he is one "Giant Sixth Grade Brain."

[Nifster]

I love The Bee