”I’m really funny. “
Not really
”But I’m so smart”
If you say so.
”But I’ve written over one thousands songs!”
Nobody can name even one.
I recall a skit Allen did live. He was dressed in a safari style outfit and had been taken hostage. He was reading the lines which said at this point the captors dumped a bucket of tarantulas on him. Which they did! Seems he was deadly scared of spiders and these monsters wigged him out. He jumped up like a Polaris missile. Screamed out who is responsible for this!! I think they needed a new writer as a result. Great show.