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Norwegian conscripts told to return underwear as Covid hits supplies
The guardian ^ | 1-7-22 | unattributed

Posted on 01/08/2022 6:52:49 PM PST by dynachrome

Norwegian conscripts are to return their underwear after completing military service for the next recruits, as the army struggles with dwindling supplies due to Covid.

Norway, which guards Nato’s northern borders and shares a border with Russia, calls up about 8,000 young men and women for military service every year and until recently allowed newly discharged conscripts to leave barracks with the underwear they were issued.

But the pandemic has seriously strained the flow of supplies with factory shutdowns and transport problems, leading the Norwegian military to ask conscripts to hand over underwear, including bras and socks.

Though originally voluntary, it has now been made mandatory, public broadcaster NRK reported on Friday.

(Excerpt) Read more at theguardian.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Humor; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: military; norway; underwear; used
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President Jojo will bid on the female underwear.

I did not know that Norway had a draft for their armed forces.

1 posted on 01/08/2022 6:52:49 PM PST by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

You can have them back. Just know the next recruits?

Will likely go Commando.

I know I would.


2 posted on 01/08/2022 6:55:10 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (I love my country. It's my government that I hate.)
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To: dynachrome

The Underpants Gnomes strike again.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UGvSxCu10ow


3 posted on 01/08/2022 7:02:16 PM PST by CatHerd (And we are are on earth a little space, That we may learn to bear the beams of love - William Blake)
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To: dynachrome

4 posted on 01/08/2022 7:03:14 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

Let’s clarify that poster… “Covid didn’t crush the economy, Democrats intentionally crushed the economy”.

There… Fixed it


5 posted on 01/08/2022 7:04:47 PM PST by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.She was, indeed, a hottie… Rest in peace, Joanne.)
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To: dynachrome

Phase 1: Collect Underpants
Phase 2:
Phase 3: Profit!


6 posted on 01/08/2022 7:05:42 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dynachrome

I see England, I see France,
I see conscripts’ underpants.

Conscript: “What next? First the dictator demands all underwear be worn on the outside and now they want the underwear back. Too stressful.”


7 posted on 01/08/2022 7:12:36 PM PST by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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To: BenLurkin

Norm is dead in the water.


8 posted on 01/08/2022 7:13:48 PM PST by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: dynachrome

Maybe instead of recycling underwear, Norway could consider switching from Folgers to store brand coffee at federal facilities?

I don’t know, just a thought.


9 posted on 01/08/2022 7:16:13 PM PST by cockroach_magoo
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To: dfwgator

Phase 2: ?????

Good episode. :)


10 posted on 01/08/2022 7:18:01 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: dynachrome

Could be worse. In WW1, the Austro-Hungarian Army was so short of uniforms that it disinterred the corpses of men killed early in the war so that the uniforms could be reclaimed and reissued.


11 posted on 01/08/2022 7:27:29 PM PST by Pilsner
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To: dynachrome
My Dad'S WWII Army joke:

Grizzled Sgt says "Awright, you Dogfaces!

This comes from the top!

The General ordered us to change underwear, every week.

So Davis, you change with Smith.

Jones, you change with Gabes..."🤣

12 posted on 01/08/2022 7:31:06 PM PST by Eagles6 (Welcome to the Matrix . Orwell's "1984" was a warning, not an instruction manual.)
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To: ifinnegan

Don’t matter.

It’s still true what she said.


13 posted on 01/08/2022 7:33:09 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: NFHale

The GOP went along with it. Served their best interst in the CCP.


14 posted on 01/08/2022 7:39:10 PM PST by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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To: dynachrome

“Compulsory enrollment and induction into the military service.

Conscription is commonly known as the draft, but the concepts are not exactly the same.

Conscription is the compulsory induction of individuals into the Armed Services, whereas the draft is the procedure by which individuals are chosen for conscription.” Free Dictionary

Conscription is not a draft, and is common in several Euro countries.


15 posted on 01/08/2022 7:40:52 PM PST by Clutch Martin (The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
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To: dynachrome

16 posted on 01/08/2022 7:41:39 PM PST by MinorityRepublican
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To: Clutch Martin

I stand corrected. I think Israel does the same.


17 posted on 01/08/2022 7:48:03 PM PST by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
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To: NFHale
“Covid didn’t crush the economy, Democrats intentionally crushed the economy”.

They didn’t do it on their own.

There were RINOs like my own Ohio governor Mike DeWine who shut down much of Ohio’s economy for far too long.

Also remember that there was a Republican administration in place when the shutdown began.

Trump had some bad advisors, but they supposedly were Republicans.

All of this crap never should have happened.

The quarantines, the vaccine fast track, the school closures, never should have happened.

Unfortunately, the human thing to do when confronted by a force of nature that endangers people (virus) is to think that something needs to be done. And there is always someone ready to tell a leader that know what that thing is.

Also, unfortunately unless you can get out of the way of that force, you are usually better off doing nothing and letting nature take its course.

18 posted on 01/08/2022 7:51:01 PM PST by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit)
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To: Pontiac

“They didn’t do it on their own.

There were RINOs like my own Ohio governor Mike DeWine who shut down much of Ohio’s economy for far too long.

Also remember that there was a Republican administration in place when the shutdown began.

Trump had some bad advisors, but they supposedly were Republicans.”

Now, we have Democrats shutting everything down and seeking to destroy the US.


19 posted on 01/08/2022 8:01:49 PM PST by Rembrandt (-a sure sign a Dem is lying - his lips are moving.)
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To: Rembrandt
Now, we have Democrats shutting everything down and seeking to destroy the US.

No, the Democrats are just selling favors.

Destroying the US is just a happy side effect as far as they are concerned.

20 posted on 01/08/2022 8:05:24 PM PST by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit)
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