You can only do so much with botox, then it needs a mask!
FYI: Nancy isn't Gavin's Mom, but they travel in the same flock!
Posted on 12/15/2021 1:25:51 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
SACRAMENTO, CA—California Governor Gavin Newsom has announced that in response to the Omicron variant there will be a statewide mask mandate on your mom, because she is so ugly and no one wants to deal with looking at her while we have COVID to worry about.
“Scientists say this new Omicron variant is spreading fast,” Newsom announced to the press. “And the first thing I thought of is your mom and how her face can strip paint. Can you imagine being sick from COVID and also having to look at your ugly mom? That’s why we’re mandating that your mom wear a mask immediately, and we will even supply a free paper bag if needed.”
The mask mandate on your ugly mom is effective immediately, and you are urged to check and make sure your mom is wearing a mask, because you’re the one most used to looking at her if she isn’t.
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No wonder the “girls” on the view wear face masks so much of the time.
only ugly people are required to wear face masks...pass it on
that should end any compliance
Maxine: Good thing it jess the Babylonian Bees or I gonna be right upside their haid.
Newsom is exacting his revenge over having survived an embarrassing recall vote.
Yes, he is that vindictive.
You can only do so much with botox, then it needs a mask!
FYI: Nancy isn't Gavin's Mom, but they travel in the same flock!
Isn’t she his aunt?
How about permanent face masks—never to be removed? Sewn on to the face at birth? Then we would never get sick.
Gov. Gavin Newsom's aunt, Barbara Newsom, was once married to Ron Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi's brother-in-law (husband's brother). Barbara Newsom and Ron Pelosi divorced in 1977.
If their numbers were in the telephone book (but I date myself), they'd only be separated by the 'O's!
There. Saved the thread. You can always count on Bagster the Magnificent when the chips are down.
FYI: Nancy isn't Gavin's Mom, but they travel in the same flock!
"While in school, Newsom spent a semester studying abroad in Rome. Newsom's aunt was married to Ron Pelosi, the brother-in-law of Speaker of the United States House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi."
Jaime Foxx is far less revolting.
Seriously though: true ugliness comes from the soul. These women's are so pervasive it manifests on the outside no matter what they do to stave it off. Good thing their advanced age will see them answer to God soon.
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