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Ghislaine Maxwell found DEAD in her cell (satire)
Conservative Beaver ^
| November 22, 2021
| conservativebeaver_skphjv
Posted on 11/22/2021 1:41:09 PM PST by Diogenesis
Ghislaine Maxwell found DEAD in her cell
November 22, 2021 - Ghislaine Maxwell, former partner of Jeffrey Epstein
and accused sexual predator, has been found dead in
her cell at Metropolitan Detention Center (MDC)
Monday of strangulation. Her death comes as her trial
was set to begin on Nov. 29 on charges of helping
transport minors for sexual activity.
She was found lifeless in her cell and promptly
pronounced dead by health authorities in the prison.
(Excerpt) Read more at conservativebeaver.com ...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: deepstate; epstein; fakenews; humor; maxwell; notnews; parody; satire
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To: Diogenesis
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posted on
11/22/2021 1:41:48 PM PST
by
Radix
(Politicians; the Law and the Profits. )
To: Diogenesis
Did she strangle herself?
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posted on
11/22/2021 1:42:21 PM PST
by
caver
To: Diogenesis
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posted on
11/22/2021 1:42:36 PM PST
by
Steely Tom
([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
To: Diogenesis
Can’t wait to hear more details. Epstein and his partner in crime both strangled before they can go to trial. What are the odds.....
To: Diogenesis
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posted on
11/22/2021 1:42:44 PM PST
by
1Old Pro
(Let's make crime illegal again!)
To: Radix
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posted on
11/22/2021 1:42:44 PM PST
by
calljack
(Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.)
To: Diogenesis
Fake News? Not finding it anywhere else.
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posted on
11/22/2021 1:42:54 PM PST
by
MNDude
(Once you remove "they would never" from your vocabulary, it all begins to make sense)
To: Diogenesis
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posted on
11/22/2021 1:42:59 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
To: Diogenesis
I’ll wait for confirmation.
To: Diogenesis
“....While our stories mostly feature real events and are factually accurate, some of our stories are satirical works of fiction and not meant to be taken seriously....”
To: BenLurkin
I can find no confirmation.
To: Diogenesis
You have got to be sh**ing me. Really. Really.
Betting money: No witnesses, no tapes, nothing.
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posted on
11/22/2021 1:43:41 PM PST
by
rlmorel
(If the Biden Administration was only stupid or incompetent, some actions would benefit the USA.)
To: Diogenesis
This is a joke, right? Not funny.
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posted on
11/22/2021 1:43:51 PM PST
by
madison10
(Justice for Kyle! Thank you, Heavenly Father)
To: Diogenesis
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posted on
11/22/2021 1:44:11 PM PST
by
Navy Patriot
(Celebrate Decivilization)
To: madison10
Thread pulled in 3, 2, 1...
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posted on
11/22/2021 1:44:17 PM PST
by
salmon76
(Biden says "Corn Pop told me to send the troops home before the civilians")
To: Diogenesis
Getting out ahead of the curve?
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posted on
11/22/2021 1:44:23 PM PST
by
jonno
(You are the carbon they want to reduce.)
To: Diogenesis
“While our stories mostly feature real events and are factually accurate, some of our stories are satirical works of fiction and not meant to be taken seriously.” -— https://www.conservativebeaver.com/about/
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posted on
11/22/2021 1:44:27 PM PST
by
PghBaldy
(12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
To: Diogenesis
To: Diogenesis
She knew too much about too many. Play with the bad boys you get hurt.
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posted on
11/22/2021 1:44:30 PM PST
by
rockinqsranch
(Dems, Libs, Socialists Call 'em what you will, they all have fairies livin' in their trees)
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