Posted on 11/10/2021 8:17:41 PM PST by Beave Meister
SANTA MONICA, CA—Activision surprised the gaming world with a new game trailer revealing the next game in the popular Call of Duty series. Set to be released any day now, Call of Duty: Rittenhouse lets you defend your home from a horde of bloodthirsty communists.
“Developers have toiled this past year without sleep, food, or contact with loved ones, so we could launch this politically poignant and incredibly fulfilling game in time for the Holidays and the jury’s verdict of not guilty,” said Activision CEO, Roberto Activision.
Some reviewers with advanced copies have expressed worry about how the game presents the hordes of communists, citing an overreliance on the trope of fighting zombies.
“While it’s fun blasting the mindless, pale, pasty, brain-dead, weak, pathetic, unhealthy, delusional horde of Antifa commies, I still feel like I’m just playing Left4Dead again,” said video game reviewer Stan Gatan. “Then again, it just feels right blowing the heads off clueless idiots trying to destroy the homes of hard-working Americans. 9.5 out of 10.”
Activision also revealed a special expansion that lets players defend the U.S. Capitol from terrifying hordes of Qanon-worshipping Trump supporters.
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The ‘Bee identified who/what are the zombies we knew and prepared for.
Bulls Eye!
Right on Target!
Don’t you just wish this were true?!
Rather than “Qanon-worshipping Trump supporters” shouldn’t that be FIB agents?
I want it!
I know it’d satire, but I’d buy it.
i’d play it
“Call Of Duty: Rittenhouse” just made me laugh so hard i almost threw up.
Lol
Someone needs to make a video game like this for real. See who can shoot the most BLM/Klantifa thugs in the shortest amount of time.
I don’t play computer games, but if this became a real game, I would sign up for it.
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