No, Stewie is retarded. He's trying to make money off people
who buy into this lunacy that there are little micro-monsters in the shots.
Don't get a shot if you don't want it.
Some people want to take it a step further and invent fantasy
trash like Stoopeterhead. Because it gets him some beer money.
And he turns off his lights at 11:00 PM.
Remotely, from a container ship full of sad little kidlets.
Mumble sadly Imma have to lump you into that 20% of the population who will never wake up without electro shock treatment. 😆