Posted on 09/07/2021 10:12:58 AM PDT by BipolarBob
KABUL—Nancy Pelosi landed at the airport in Kabul today on a mission to reach out to stranded Americans there. She's not on a rescue mission or there to provide any relief, though, and is instead lecturing them on how bad January 6 was. "We have to educate these people on how bad that insurrection was," she told reporters before flying out. "They don't have access to as much information, news, or internet out there, so it's possible they haven't heard about January 6 and what a dark day that was for our country."
"January 6 was literally the worst disaster in the history of the presidency!" she said through a megaphone at Americans waiting at the airport for some hope of escape. "You people just don't understand how bad it was! Ms. Ocasio-Cortez literally gave her life for you that day!"
"Alright, just don't go radicalizing yourselves and thinking Trump actually won, and everything will be OK. Byyyyyye!!!"
It wasn't all a lecture, though, as Pelosi left behind one half-eaten quart of her favorite brand of ice cream for the stranded Americans to fight over, Hunger Games-style.
I certainly hope she left a pallet of cash behind for that poor impoverished country.
Are we sure this is the Babylon Bee? It sounds like something Pelosi would do in real life.
“Now, when you jump out of the plane, count to five and then pull this ripcord and the parachute will pop open.”
“This looks like a lawn darts ring with some string tied to it.”
“Trust me, it’ll do the trick.”
If she had actually gone over to Afghanistan announcing “how bad Jan. 6 was” she could have made it the best day of our lives merely by staying over there.
Pelousy can save money... by buying a one-way-ticket only. Stay as long as you like. Visit Kabul’s Chinatown while you’re at it. Doubtless that part of town is going to be rockin’ and flooded with cash in the very near future!
She could have saved a lot of tax payers money..something Nancy cares about deeply..by twittering and or fb’ing the Taliban.
I’m sure they would have gladly passed the message along.
Don’t be making fun of Queen Nazi Pelosi or you might find yourself in a cell next to one of those insurrectionists who have been in solitary confinement since 1/6/21.
Lolololol…maybe she will get to see a real ‘insurrection’…
“We have to pass the bill to find out what’s in it”
Bees make things so sweet.
did she fly on her broom????
It’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between satire and reality.
I ask myself “What is reality” every time Joe Biden takes the microphone. We enter a new dimension. I hear Twilight Zone music and Rod Serling narrating and get a queasy feeling in my stomach. I see a spinning room and hear a “C’mon man” from Joe as he attacks another reporter or person in the audience who has the audacity to ask him a question. I don’t know any more.
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