The “leader of the free world” has the mind of a three-year-old.
“We got you a present...it’s a surprise so I can’t tell you about it.... It’s for your feet when you come home from work and want to take your shoes off. They’re blue. I picked the blue part. But I cant tell you what it is. Boy, are you gonna be surprised!
He stopped for a moment and looked at the teleprompter and saw: “Don’t forget to blame Trump”
Get ready for a blue floral ottoman from Dr. Chill and Joe.