That is almost funny but the whole preck thing loses me. A peck is a unit of dry measure by volume and a preck is not anything at all. So if Preckwinkle picked a peck of pickled peppers it would be funny but picking a preck of pickled peppers is not funny because nobody knows what a preck is.
Just trying to help.
Fixed it?... If Peter Preckwinkle pricked a preck of prickled preppers, Where’s the preck of prickled preppers Peter Preckwinkle pricked?
Heck who knows, maybe a definition will emerge in the dictionary sooner or later. Not sure anybody knew what a preckwinkle was until today...