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Lighten up!
1 posted on 07/26/2021 9:59:57 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

LOL! Stealing this....


2 posted on 07/26/2021 10:04:45 AM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.d)
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To: sodpoodle

83-year-old wife feeling amorous, calls down to her 85-year-old husband...
“You big stud, climb up these stairs and make mad passionate love to me”

He looks up at her and says: “I can do one or the other”...


3 posted on 07/26/2021 10:06:07 AM PDT by stylin19a (I have kleptomania, but when it gets real bad, I take something for it.)
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To: sodpoodle
Is this your only joke?

You posted the same thing back in February.

-PJ

4 posted on 07/26/2021 10:07:37 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too (* LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: sodpoodle

LOL! I have golf-a-holic cousin I would love to send this to, but won’t because:

I don’t think he’s got enough of a good sense of humor to appreciate it

and .....

the situation might hit too ‘close to home’!


6 posted on 07/26/2021 10:09:14 AM PDT by Qiviut (Faith is the antidote to fear. Mindset: be a victor, not a victim.)
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To: sodpoodle

Good one! Thanks for that :)


12 posted on 07/26/2021 10:15:07 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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To: sodpoodle

Father, son, and grandson were on the first tee when they were joined by a knockout blond gal.

She asks to join the men and vows she won’t be in the way.
Turns out she was a great golfer and a great golf companion.

They get to the 18 green and she has about a 4 footer for par.
She declares that if she makes this putt she shoots in the 70’s for the first time in her life.
She also thanks them for the good cheer and says whoever can help me read the break on this putt, gets to have a night of wild love-making with me.

The grandson says just aim at the hole and hit it firm.
The son says, it really breaks right to left so play it about two balls outside the right edge.
The grandfather picks up her marker and says: “That putt is good”


15 posted on 07/26/2021 10:23:34 AM PDT by stylin19a (I have kleptomania, but when it gets real bad, I take something for it.)
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To: sodpoodle
Four guys have been going on the same golf trip for years. Two days before the group is to leave for St. Andrews, Jack’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.

Jack’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do? Two days later, the three get to Scotland only to find Jack sitting at the bar with four drinks set up.

“Wow, Jack, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?” one friend asked

“I’ve been here since last night. The other day, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, ‘Guess who?’

“I pulled her hands off, and there she was wearing a nightie. She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over.

“On the bed, she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did. And then she said, ‘Do whatever you want.’

“So… here I am"

17 posted on 07/26/2021 10:38:43 AM PDT by tx_eggman (Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ. )
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To: sodpoodle

Keep coming up with the jokes...I don’t care how many you tell over...I like ‘em all...


18 posted on 07/26/2021 10:46:09 AM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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To: sodpoodle

Thanks Sod...I had a harrowing morning.


19 posted on 07/26/2021 11:01:41 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: sodpoodle

Tanks 4 da chuckle.


22 posted on 07/26/2021 11:06:32 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: sodpoodle

Rim shot !


24 posted on 07/26/2021 11:09:29 AM PDT by Churchillspirit (9/11/2001 and 9/11/2012: NEVER FORGET.)
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To: sodpoodle

I just called my golfing brother to tell it to him.

Thanks.


27 posted on 07/26/2021 12:59:27 PM PDT by Wuli
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To: sodpoodle

Bill Clinton is playing golf with Al Gore. Bill hits a terrible shot on the 1st hole and says “I can’t wait to get home and rip off Hillary’s panties”
Al says “Are you sure that’s a good idea?”
Bill says “Yeah, they bunch up when I tee off”.


32 posted on 07/26/2021 2:29:47 PM PDT by AppyPappy (How many fingers am I holding up, Winston? )
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To: sodpoodle

One track mind.


34 posted on 07/27/2021 2:57:23 AM PDT by daniel1212 ( Turn to the Lord Jesus as a damned+destitute sinner, trust Him to save + be baptized + follow Him!)
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