Joe Biden Buys All Of Hunter's Artwork In Hopes Of Meeting The President

The Babylon Bee ^ | July 21, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

WASHINGTON D.C.—According to reports, President Joe Biden has purchased the entire collection of Hunter Biden's artwork for $12.6 million. In a discussion with an anonymous source, he said he hopes this gives him the leverage he needs for an audience with the President.

"I really wanna meet the President—I hear he's a real swell guy," said President Biden as he packed a mural made of multicolored pasta in his trunk. "And I was able to get this whole collection for only four-hundred bitcoin! What a deal! Four hundred ain't a lot!"

Biden said he hopes the President will listen to his concerns about the country, like the increasing cost of things like urinary catheters and women being quarantined and unavailable for sniffing.

"It's a great idea this young man Hunter came up with—selling art in exchange for influence over the most powerful man in the world! Nothing wrong with it Jack! I just hope the President likes me."

Sources say the meeting is scheduled to take place in either Joe Biden's or the President's office, but the final location is yet to be confirmed.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Biden: I-I-I-I seek an audience with the President for true internationalupdapressure!

DANG!

[Candor7]

“I really wanna meet the President—I hear he’s a real swell guy” >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

All he has to do it take a trip down to Mara Largo.

The MAN is available.

[butlerweave]

Does Joe get his 10% ,LOL

[Wilhelm Tell]

This BB story is perfect, lol!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Well, I’m sure the President — whoever that is — will.

[TigersEye]

Joetato was heard to ask “why do all these paintings smell like burnt Parmesan cheese?”

[gw-ington]

You naysayers can say whatever negative things you want about Dr. Jill Biden, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, President Bill Clinton, and President Joe Biden, but eventually, all of you will have to face the fact that the following represents their true greatness:

[progunner]

Jill Biden,,,, YOU are as sick as your husband for even allowing him to go this far. It is YOU that must pay the heaviest price because it is YOU that knew he was NOT capable of being POTUS.

The whole Biden family is:

SICK

[Bell Bouy II]

sure but he wont know it or where it goes

[fedupjohn]

Bwahahahaha

[arthurus]

Biden has o check with the Politburo that is managing the White House.

[Vaduz]

Hunter Biden’s spit artwork sells for $12.6 million Joe meets smartest man he ever met.