A dog catcher will be just fine.
Rumor has it that a drunken oilfield roughneck (I was that once) from Casper, Wyoming whom has not announced his candidacy as he does not remember doing such due to great consumption of alcohol is a 2 to 1 over Liz. When he is elected I hope he remembers he is elected and makes it to Washington to be sworn in.
In a recent moment of sobriety prior to going into the C85 Pump Room he stated his total campaign logic. He said, “I am not Liz.” Some hours later under the influence of much alcohol he said, “I still aint Liz.”
He will win.