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I always get the fattest dude on the plane, or that chick sitting next to me


5 posted on 07/12/2021 10:53:22 AM PDT by dsrtsage ( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
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To: dsrtsage
that chick sitting next to me

that chick? You mean the one wearing lime green polyester pants that clings to the ripples of her cellulite?

26 posted on 07/12/2021 11:04:35 AM PDT by ConservativeInPA (“When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.” ― Thomas Jefferson)
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At least you’d get the armrest to yourself. And she looks like a good listener.


73 posted on 07/12/2021 12:28:22 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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I always get food person.


83 posted on 07/12/2021 2:05:07 PM PDT by Theoria
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