I have a ring on my finger which to date has been 100% effective in keeping elephants away. Seem to do well at keeping my wife away, too.
A farmer walks into the kitchen with a duck under his arm. He says, “Here is the pig I was telling you about.”
Wife say, That’s not a pig. It is a duck.”
Farmer says, “I was talking to the duck.”
‘Pfizer just announced its COVID injection is “100% effective for 12-to-15 year-olds.”’
When a-n-y company dares to make THIS claim, you know they are immune from any liability!