[Tallguy]

“This was no boating accident!”

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How do we know? I mean he could have been engaged in ‘losing his firearms before the local daimyo showed up — or maybe it was a katana?

[Reily]

It was all due to a shark with a katana on its head accident !

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My favorite line from the article: "Although the encounter seems violent, the researchers believe that the man would have died quite quickly."

Sure, he died a horrible, violent death, but it was a quick horrible, violent death, and that's something we can all take comfort in knowing.