[sodpoodle]

Growing up or growing old?

[newfreep]

#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don’t need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It’s your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember”
#6 - “On time” is when you get there.
#7 - Even duct tape can’t fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller  #9 - Lately, You’ve noticed people your age are so much older than you?
#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.
#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn’t shut you up.
#12 - You still haven’t learned to act your age, and hope you never will 
And one more: “One for the road” means using the bathroom before you leave the house!!

[polymuser]

“#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn’t shut you up.”

THAT’s the truth!

[chicagolady]

5 is true. But on time? We are the generation that shows up a half hour early everywhere we go. That’s what we learned to do. That’s why employers like us.

[Ron H.]

In case you're not familiar with HTML here is sort of a beginners thread on the subject and was posted here back in 2015 and it is an upgraded version of one posted somewhere here several years prior to this one and it should be easy enough for even the green noobies to understand. It helps to properly format your texts.

Click link here: HTML Sandbox 2015

[Bell Bouy II]

#13 Lifes to short to gripe about formatting at a political message board & thanks for all your jokes