“ Typical. I can’t even mention something that everyone has heard, i.e. that the “Jews control the world” without myself being hinted at being an antisemite.”
Can’t tell if you are really stupid and dishonest or if this is amazingly subtle parody.
Regardless, I’m burning your toast for three days.
Also, sending out trained sharks and spy vultures to keep an eye on you.
Make sure the sharks have lasers. :)