Not the kind of SGGUTIBB you are thinking of.
From The Arkansas Gazette
4 minutes good
3 minutes excellent
2 minutes exceptional
90 seconds superior
S IU I JIEBTQNM, I OSOQNM, I FSGN IXJ I UAQTNM. S IU I GMSNXJ AG FAUNX IXJ S IU QTNSM IJCAHIQN. —HIMMN AQSO
Solution to previous puzzle (select the yellow text with your cursor to read):
I AM A DAUGHTER, A SISTER, A WIFE AND A MOTHER. I AM A FRIEND OF WOMEN AND I AM THEIR ADVOCATE. —CARRE OTIS
HAL'S CRYPTOGRAM HELPER
Bonus puzzle
P QUT U QUT SXTM PM UVEUMQUQ ILUI TUQ ILZ JUQIZQI QUT P ZFZV QUT QUT. PJ KXH’FZ AXI U QUT ILUI BUM QUT UQ JUQI UQ ILZ QUT P QUT QUT SXTM PM UVEUMQUQ, P’S DPEZ IX QZZ KXHV QUT QUT. WHI P WZI KXHV QUT BUM’I QUT UQ JUQI UQ ILZ QUT P QUT QUT SXTM PM UVEUMQUQ, ‘BUHQZ ILZ QUT P QUT QUT SXTM PM UVEUMQUQ PQ ILZ JUQIZQI QUT P ZFZV QUT QUT! —UMXMKOXHQ
Bonus solution
I SAW A SAW DOWN IN ARKANSAS THAT WAS THE FASTEST SAW I EVER SAW SAW. IF YOU’VE GOT A SAW THAT CAN SAW AS FAST AS THE SAW I SAW SAW DOWN IN ARKANSAS, I’D LIKE TO SEE YOUR SAW SAW. BUT I BET YOUR SAW CAN’T SAW AS FAST AS THE SAW I SAW SAW DOWN IN ARKANSAS, ‘CAUSE THE SAW I SAW SAW DOWN IN ARKANSAS IS THE FASTEST SAW I EVER SAW SAW! —ANONYMOUS
Not the kind of SGGUTIBB you are thinking of.