I thought it was supposed to make you mellow.
We live in a time of double standards.
Muslim: “I smoked some weed. It made me crazy. I threw her off the balcony.”
Court: “Not your fault. No need for a trial here.”
Jew: “I smoked some weed. It made me crazy. I threw my neighbor off his balcony.”
Court: “That’s a hate crime. I don’t think we need a trial. We’ll go through the motions and declare you guilty. Murder in the first degree.”
Bailiff: “Your honor, you want to get stoned after this?”
Court: “I sure do! Tough day. I need to mellow out.”