[Eddie01]

Otherwise, the ultimate slip and fall.

Slimy lawyers would be lined up around the block.

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Now, Kevin Clarke, 32, is screaming for pain meds and handcuffed to his hospital bed in Bellevue, his pelvis shattered from the caught-on-video, 30-foot plunge, sister Nicole Clarke said by phone from Los Angeles.

Clarke’s “pelvic area has been shattered in multiple places,” and his right elbow is also broken, his sister said. “He won’t be able to move for several months.”

The "stupid prizes" we often mention here.

[xp38]

There’s always the city of NY for making those sidewalks so hard