“Helpful thoughts and personal experiences”
Well, a very helpful thought I have is never try to arm wrestle with a cobra.
They don’t have arms.
As far as personal experiences, there was this one time I was arm wrestling this cobra, only it was a spitting cobra and he hocked up a big one and let it fly at me and it landed on my new Yamaha t-shirt, so I kicked him under the table. I don’t know if you’ve ever been kicked in your under the table, but it hurts like heck and he let go of my hand.
And that’s how I won the Cobra Arm Wrestling Trophy in Paris, France back in 1983.
Nice.