[real saxophonist]

As I said, I don't even answer the phone anymore.

I don't think my name is all that unusual or difficult, but a lot of people have trouble with it. So when I did answer, they would say 'May I speak to Mr. (manglesmyname)? I would simply say, Sorry, there's no one here by that name.' and hang up.

[metmom]

LOL!