Wow. Best troll EVER!!!!! Way to go Bert.
I've always looked at your posts and gone, 'Man, that guy seems semi-retarded'. And not in the casual way people use the word. Like actually drool-cup retarded.
But this post puts you well past full retard into a whole new, as yet unnamed, category of brain impairment.
But I gotta say. I have NEVER, EVER seen a bigger, flashier, more attention seeking, look-at-me ma, troll in all my travels along the information super highway.
You'll go down in history, bert. They'll erect statues of you.
*applause*
Thanks for taking care of the derpety-derp Debbie Downer troll. :)