Posted on 03/19/2021 8:44:49 PM PDT by BipolarBob
U.S.—A class-action lawsuit has been filed in federal court against Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion for intense trauma and psychological damages following the pair's Grammys performance last weekend.
Reports of Americans slamming their own heads against blunt objects rose to incomprehensible numbers after the performance last Sunday, with many reporting damages after trying to wash their eyes out with bleach.
While it is unprecedented that an entire country would sue an artist, the court granted an exception due to the uniquely terrible and offensive nature of the song and dance.
"Yeah, we're gonna go ahead and allow this," said the judge. "It's rare that a performance is so bad that an entire nation can be made dumber just due to its having existed, but here we are."
Cruel and unusual punishment is also going to be allowed in this case, as the judge allowed an exception due to the heinous nature of the charges. The plaintiffs' lawyers are seeking financial restitution for damage to their eyesight, mind, and soul, as well as an order for Cardi B to be punished by being forced to watch her own performances.
Funny, except did that many people really tune in for what was going to be garbage no matter what?
I saw a clip of it. The most out of tune, unmelodius mash of crap ever sung by two ugly fat black chicks
W hat
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thank god i don’t watch any pop crap
I just saw the video
Called my psychologist for mental health treatment...
What’s really sad is that WAP went to #1 on the Billboard top 40 for like a month straight. SMH
This is great. I love the Babylon Bee.
Moreoever, this should be/could be a real lawsuit. Sue Cardi B, her record label, her producers, and the Grammy association for intentional infliction of emotional distress.
Cardi B has a video out explaining why women should not eat chili before performing fellatio because of the likelihood that it will lead to sex and thus putting chili and cheese inside the woman. I kid you not.
Reality might actually be as funny as this BB satire.
Only 8 million people watched the Grammys.
The lowest number, by far, in a long time.
Look at the top selling music on Amazon. A testament to the degeneration of the country. 99.9% disgusting rap.
The only good part was Bill Burr butchering the names of the Latino nominees.
There's a scene with a roomful of GIs laughing their guts out but still alive because they had only heard the first part of the joke.
We should sue “Popular” music ,from 1955-onward, y’know,the dawn of Rock n’ Roll - for this crime!
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