Billions In Damages As Military Allows Women To Park The Tanks

Babylon Bee ^ | March 17th, 2021 | BabylonBee.com

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FORT BENNING, GA—Billions of dollars of military equipment were destroyed today after several women were asked to park the tanks, even though women are really bad at parallel parking.

"Whoops, that was a mistake," said Staff Sergeant Darrel Cruthers, who gave the order. "I told Specialist Casey, Specialist Smith, and Corporal Bradley to carefully park the tanks along the curb over there, but I forgot that was a bad idea due to them all being women. Lesson learned I guess."

According to witnesses, the three women kept moving forward and back again and again while scuffing up the curb and leaning out the hatch to say "sorry" to each other very politely. After smashing several cars and destroying 18 tanks, the women finally gave up and left sticky notes on the tanks apologizing to whoever would have to use them next.

The corporal and two specialists have since been reassigned to the airfield to park helicopters.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Yep. I know what you mean. Backing up with a trailer is an amazing skill. I've seen semi drivers back up to loading docks where there was barely six inches of clearance on either side. No doubt that truck driving is a real skill, and not everyone can do it. And you need nerves of steel with drivers in little hoopty cars cruising in your blind spot or cutting you off abruptly. It's not a job for me.