[nickcarraway]

Where was the beach?

[EinNYC]

Did they find Mitch McConnell on a post?

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

The first words spoken by early man were “Surfs Up”.

Signs said:

* “Deep dive Mt. Everest”.
* “Register now for the Miss Mt. Everest Contest” (Bathing suit optional since they haven’t been invented yet).
* “Mt. Everest - No Yeti Zone”