[Governor Dinwiddie]

This zombie thing is right up there. In the USA it would not surprise me that more people believe in zombies than believe in Jesus Christ.

[Pollster1]

In the USA it would not surprise me that more people believe in zombies than believe in Jesus Christ.

I believe in zombies enough to prepare for a zombie attack. Coincidentally, that's the same preparations I would need in the event that our loving ruling class democrats turned into enemies of the state and tried to seize absolute power over our lives. But that's irrelevant because zombies are a much more realistic threat than socialists turning against the people that they swear they only want to protect.