Re Body doubles:
Also, Biden always had grizzled hair in front, because of the plugs from you-know-where. Now his hair in front is soft and straight.
So its true. His plugs ARE from his ass-crack hairs.
Now his hair in front is soft and straight.
That's not all that's 'soft and straight' on him.
(going to bed before Bigg Red wakes up).
#Toodles