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1 posted on 01/18/2021 3:00:43 PM PST by GQuagmire
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If ever there was a need for proper headline-phrasing...


2 posted on 01/18/2021 3:01:29 PM PST by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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I’ll be back later to see the comments on this one........


3 posted on 01/18/2021 3:01:53 PM PST by Dilbert San Diego
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She’ll never get the fish smell out.


4 posted on 01/18/2021 3:02:57 PM PST by PROCON (Molon Labe)
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Sounds like she is pretty methaney, feel sorry for her husband.


5 posted on 01/18/2021 3:03:19 PM PST by TexasM1A
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You aren’t supposed to light them.


6 posted on 01/18/2021 3:03:26 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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Well I will. Obviously, the only way to make a candle smell like a “V” is to use it there.


7 posted on 01/18/2021 3:03:59 PM PST by Toespi
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Did it come with complimentary ping pong balls ?


8 posted on 01/18/2021 3:04:13 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (DEFEAT THE COUP D'ETAT BY THE STALINAZI DERP STATE !)
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Is the candle edible?
Asking for a friend.


9 posted on 01/18/2021 3:04:19 PM PST by lee martell
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So much potential here.


10 posted on 01/18/2021 3:04:34 PM PST by SE Mom (Screaming Eagle mom)
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Really!?!

Is there a Monica Lewinsky one? I know an ex-president in New York that would buy it...


11 posted on 01/18/2021 3:05:09 PM PST by nevergore (I have a terrible rash on my covfefe....)
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12 posted on 01/18/2021 3:05:37 PM PST by deport
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Stick to hats.


13 posted on 01/18/2021 3:05:45 PM PST by TChad (The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
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the poor gerbil


15 posted on 01/18/2021 3:06:51 PM PST by orlop9
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Glad it did not explode in her.....home. Oh, it did.


16 posted on 01/18/2021 3:07:29 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie (I do not regret my decision to cut all ties with Fox News. )
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So does Paltrow squat over and and drip onto each one of these pussy candles to ‘mark her territory’ before it goes up for sale?


17 posted on 01/18/2021 3:07:29 PM PST by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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Smelt like the outhouse door on a tuna boat.


18 posted on 01/18/2021 3:07:54 PM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Beware the media industrial complex )
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“This Smells Like My Vagina” candle

The vast majority of Republican senators should have this candle on display in their offices - with the label.

19 posted on 01/18/2021 3:08:31 PM PST by libh8er
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Reminds me of an old Eddy Murphy joke from his Delirious concert.


21 posted on 01/18/2021 3:10:47 PM PST by Atticus
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“Where to begin.....”

Considering what sort of “woman” would want such a thing, question might be what was she trying to do with the thing?

Maybe plug it in and start it up?


22 posted on 01/18/2021 3:11:01 PM PST by doorgunner69 ("Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything.." -Joseph Stalin)
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Two cretins involved here: One who made the candle, one who used the candle.


23 posted on 01/18/2021 3:11:14 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet (Corrupt Slow Joe Biden is the Bolshevik sock puppet.)
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